Sunday, May 1, 2011

Let the Countdown Begin...

The countdown clock has begun.  Just 12 short months from now and Osama Bin Laden will take the next step in the Plan of Salvation as he will be posthumously baptized in one of the Lord's sacred temples (owned and operated by the Corporation of the Presiding Bishopric of the Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-day Saints).

Where is Osama now?  Well, President Brigham has answered the question: "Where is the spirit world? It is right here."  So yes, Osama Bin Laden is gone.  Sort of.

As a now deceased heathen terrorist, Osama is now resting in Spirit Prison awaiting a missionary who inevitably was honored with the blessing of departing this life during his best two years because the Lord needed him to continue his service on the other side of the veil.

That missionary will teach Osama Bin Laden about how America was actually the covenant land prepared to bring about the restoration of the gospel which can be proven by the fruit of American exceptionalism.

Undoubtedly that missionary, as Bin Laden demonstrates godly sorrow, will make the connection as to how the dying words of Lehi to his grandchildren (those belonging to Laman and Lemuel) apply to Osama Bin Laden:  "...for behold, I know that if ye are brought up in the way ye should go ye will not depart from it.  Wherefore, if ye are cursed, behold, I leave my blessing upon you, that the cursing may be taken from you and be answered upon the heads of your parents" (2 Nephi 4:3,5).

If Osama Bin Laden's parents hadn't been such America-hating anti-Christians, clearly he would have followed the Lord and been a faithful Latter-day Saint.

I anticipate a 1st Presidency fireside in one year's time, welcoming in as the newest member of the Church of Latter-day Saints, Brother Bin Laden.  Let the sign up sheet for refreshments be started now.

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